Teacher:C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student:I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore

bartyjoonyah:

mystinkybutt:

Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

…

ABORT MISSION.

ABORT MISSION.

RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.

CATS ARE AWESOME, OKAY?

(Source: i-like-yo-face-thats-why-i)

zipzipfreeze:

the adorable,

badass,

sexy,

manly,

talented,

cute,

PEFRECT

bassist who always make me thankful and happy.

with love,

proud 6th Gun

(Source: ahomatsuri)